Thursday, June 5, 2008

Questions and answers

Q: Where do cows go on Fridays?
A: To the Moooovies

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: "Because they can't remember the words!"

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.

Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because his horn doesn't work!

Q: How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a coconut.

Q: Why can't you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?
A: Because they'd only have one pair of trunks.

Q: What kind of animal hates to do its laundry the most?
A: A Leopard because he has so many spots.

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