Quotes

Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching


Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives.


"It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve."

Martin Mull


Early to bed, early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys.


"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow
'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."

Jay Leno


"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers
after four kisses."

H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)


"The problem with the designated driver program,
it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get
sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

Jeff Foxworthy